I have never wanted to see a selfie more. What did I tell you?? (I was being totally silly btw earlier)

I wanted to reply silly for silly, but apparently, looking through the closed handle of my tea mug is not for the easily frightened. While I was smirking behind the tea mug, what was captured in the image is a wee bit sinister. And by wee bit, I loudly exclaimed “What the fuck is that!” at the screen. And then promptly saved it as it has high shenanigan potential. However, it is unsuitable for silliness and so I must find some other means to annoy people with.

I took a selfie of me hiding behind my tea mug, and when I looked at the shot, it was strangely terrifying. So no selfies posted tonight, and instead I’m going to print it and stick it under my bed as a warning to any dickwaffle spirits that may wander by.

This is the song that doesn’t end…
It just goes on and on my friends…
Somebody, starting singing it not knowing what it was…
And they’ll just keep on singing it forever just because…

asksecularwitch:

korrigantsionnach:

asksecularwitch:

Do you ever … just… Okay I’m sorry.

I hate this book I’m reading.

It’s called Breakfast with Buddha, right? All the reviews are like “It’s wonderful” “This book changed my life!!!” “This is hilarious, I laughed and cried!!!” etc etc etc , for the most part.

This book is about some white, rich…

you’ll enjoy this
http://the-toast.net/2013/11/04/male-novelist-jokes/

Those comments though are golden.

And yes, all that is exactly what that feels like.

All of that.

Is what I’m reading.

princemono:

VERIFIED FUNDRAISERS:
aforementioned #operationhelporhush: the starter’s twitter, teepsring shop, amazon wishlist, paypal, 
and Michael Brown’s Memorial Fund
Feed the Students of Ferguson (source: starter’s twitter St. Louis Foodbank Confirmation)
i have been seeing a lot of different links for different places to donate for bail and legal fees, but i haven’t been able to find anything on whether or not the funds have actually been going towards helping out the people of ferguson so
if you know of any more please add and spread them and if in doubt remember to google first
princemono:

VERIFIED FUNDRAISERS:
aforementioned #operationhelporhush: the starter’s twitter, teepsring shop, amazon wishlist, paypal, 
and Michael Brown’s Memorial Fund
Feed the Students of Ferguson (source: starter’s twitter St. Louis Foodbank Confirmation)
i have been seeing a lot of different links for different places to donate for bail and legal fees, but i haven’t been able to find anything on whether or not the funds have actually been going towards helping out the people of ferguson so
if you know of any more please add and spread them and if in doubt remember to google first

princemono:

VERIFIED FUNDRAISERS:

aforementioned #operationhelporhush: the starter’s twitterteepsring shop, amazon wishlist, paypal

and Michael Brown’s Memorial Fund

Feed the Students of Ferguson (source: starter’s twitter St. Louis Foodbank Confirmation)

i have been seeing a lot of different links for different places to donate for bail and legal fees, but i haven’t been able to find anything on whether or not the funds have actually been going towards helping out the people of ferguson so

if you know of any more please add and spread them and if in doubt remember to google first

The (cleaned) rosary and the buffalo horn bead string. So now when I threaten to garrote someone I have a choice. The rosary was acquired yesterday but the horn string has been on hand for several years. With these tools I’m supposed to learn… something. I want to say “meditation”, but I know that is only the surface of it.
More like something that I can get the gist of quickly so I can proceed to what is waiting for me on the Path of Teth, but something that will be of long-term benefit to me as well.
I sure hope it’s not patience. K has tried to teach me that from the first day we met and it has been a very frustrating endeavor for kir.

The (cleaned) rosary and the buffalo horn bead string. So now when I threaten to garrote someone I have a choice. The rosary was acquired yesterday but the horn string has been on hand for several years. With these tools I’m supposed to learn… something. I want to say “meditation”, but I know that is only the surface of it.

More like something that I can get the gist of quickly so I can proceed to what is waiting for me on the Path of Teth, but something that will be of long-term benefit to me as well.

I sure hope it’s not patience. K has tried to teach me that from the first day we met and it has been a very frustrating endeavor for kir.

I’m on a “Follow Forever” list?

~pulls out the big mug~

~hides behind it~

… meep.

Pass #2 (With a new cleaning cloth): Beads no longer sticky after being wet. Images are brighter. Over all tone is brighter. Imperfections in the beads are more noticeable. (TBH, it’s wood. Imperfections are expected.) Some dirt on cloth.

Pass #3 (New cloth, ofc): Cleaning cloth is clean. Uniqueness of each bead stands out. Beads are smooth to the touch and comfortable to hold. It does not feel like the rosary I bought yesterday.

Right. I have a rosary. Now what? /mirth

So after taking that picture, I broke out the travel wipes. I have an hour to kill so might as well do that thing I do to all things when I decide it belongs to me.

I cleaned it.

The crud that came off those beads was nasty. Not just in a dirty way, but it felt like I was removing other stuff as well. There is a blue streak on the cleaning cloth that I can’t find the source of and there are marks on the other side where the filth soaked through.

Here’s the thing that you, dear audience, already know I’m sure. After just this one pass over the beads, it feels like a rosary. (Like I would know what a proper rosary feels like. (I should, I made one last year.)) It doesn’t feel cheap, or trinkety, or pretend. It feels lighter, and it feels real. (Does that make any sense?)

It certainly looks lighter after all that filth was removed. I didn’t realize it was filthy because I thought that was how the beads just were.

Lessons abound today, don’t they.

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