I’ve seen a lot of weird ass shit in my dreams, but I think today takes the topper.

A wand holster.

My wand holster.

Not as part of a cosplay, but as part of my magician’s uniform. A thin leather pouch worn off the belt. Complete with a wee hook on the body and an eyelet in the hood so the wand can be kept secure even if upside down.

I think I have found what ‘pretentious’ means.

A fucking wand holster.

~throws up hands~ Fuck it. I’ll roll with it. As long as it’s not a Hello Kitty wand holster, I think I can manage.

I tend to be somewhat confrontational. At times. I also tend to pick fights with angels and threaten gods with bops from a squeaky toy hammer, but I’m sure that has nothing to do with it.

Witches of Tumblr: What Woo Does This Brew Do?

soulbitesoptima:

I need a witch’s eye for my brew…

Today, I dreamed of the following, very specific cocktail recipe which repeated itself in the dream about 289 thousand million times, which is why I felt it important to ask about it. I was hoping some of you woo-slingers out there might take a look and offer your opinion as to what, magically speaking, such a brew might be driving at—other than a nasty case of halitosis and getting you terribly, terribly drunk. I will write the ingredients in the order they were listed in the dream. Neither order nor ingredients ever varied:

2 cups clear, white rum
2 cups “special select” gin
2 cups celery root tops, chopped
2 cups spring water
     blend
fresh garlic to taste
sea salt to taste

-M.

achangingaltar:


doc martens pascal boot (the classic eight-eye) now comes in a reproduction of the right panel of heironymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights 

threedifferentways, FOR VOUS!

For those times when I need to kick someone’s ass into an alternate universe and back out again.

achangingaltar:

doc martens pascal boot (the classic eight-eye) now comes in a reproduction of the right panel of heironymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights 

threedifferentways, FOR VOUS!

For those times when I need to kick someone’s ass into an alternate universe and back out again.

That moment when eavesdropping on a (Tumblr) conversation connects a few dots and now you’re willing to stalk a god with a squeaky hammer because that fucking bastard!

(And his brother is probably laughing at both of us.)

nextyearsgirl:

Trying to keep track of which of my mutuals hate each other like

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punchbuggydragon replied to your post: Three rants in a week? What? You guys …

SAME AS BEFORE BUT YOUR RANTS ARE STILL AWESOME.-drops mic an walks off stage-

Same as before? ~wails~ Nobody likes me!

~runs wailing to the nearest sushi bar~

~sushi bar staff just ask “What’s your excuse this time?”~

~insert impish grin here~

Three rants in a week? What? You guys like seeing me pissed off? Since I don’t hulk out anymore, only drop word count has it become entertainment to you?

Huh?

HUH?

TELL ME!

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!

~drops beat~

Today is Friday. Unless it isn’t.

evilsupplyco:

For many of you, it is Friday. For some of you, it is Tuesday. For a few of you, time does not exist as you are set adrift in the void.

…how the hell the void gets Tumblr, we do not know, but reports come in weekly that you are able to read our messages.

Drift on, voidknights, drift on.

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Three More Ways "Three More Ways" is a tumblr where Keri writes more than 140 characters and less than 2,000 words. Sometimes. Like the contents of her head, it is not a safe place for others.

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